Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize