You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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