The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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