they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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