So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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