Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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