just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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