this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
