Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I came so hard my ears popped.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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