how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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