How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize