I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
