...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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