the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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