those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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