its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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