Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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