do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The police scanner is talking about you again....
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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