the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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