talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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