Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
