: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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