it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
