All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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