dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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