On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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