Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All the doctor said was why
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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