just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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