So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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