dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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