You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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