I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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