so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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