you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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