Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Terrible idea I love it
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
