please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We are two peas in an std pod
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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