I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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