Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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