we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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