If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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