I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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