Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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