I'm eating all of the evidence.
Small penises have feelings too.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Let's get the cat blown out
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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