let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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