well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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