I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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