Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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