My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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