David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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