dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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