It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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