I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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