So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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