You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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