Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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