Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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