Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
